Thou Art Thrown in Prison

[Era]

This is a game my friends and I play in English class when we should be listening. The gist is it works like an old text-based game, with one person, the narrator, starting off with "Thou art thrown in prison. Ye see a (insert object here). What do ye?" and the next person, the player, makes a response to the initial question, and the narrator responds and so on and so forth. The player may only respond in actions, not words, though an action may be saying something to a guard or something. Also, you can't win, no matter how hard you try. What's funny is the responses. More than one person can respond.

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GO!

[c_t_f]

Thou art thrown in prision. Ye see a green, glowing, radioactve burrito that for some odd reason looks deliciously burrito-ey. What do ye?


@CTF@

[Era]

Get the burrito. (Normally, you can't get whatever it is your seeing.)

[c_t_f]

Get the burrito. (Normally, you can't get whatever it is your seeing.)

Thou have the burrito.

Ye burrito be-eth burning a hole in your pocket for doth be radioactive. What do ye?


@CTF@

[Era]

Offer the burrito to the guard.

[c_t_f]

Offer the burrito to the guard.

Ye radioactive burrito turns-eth ye guard into doth. What do ye?


@CTF@

[Era]

Open the cell door.

[c_t_f]

Open the cell door.

Nay, doth cell door be-eth locked. Doth guard stares at ye blankly. What do ye?


@CTF@

[Era]

Kill guard, use bones to pick lock.

[c_t_f]

Kill guard, use bones to pick lock.

Ye obtained blobfish guard meat and blobfish guard bones.

Ye have escaped doth prison cell. Now ye face doth challenge of ecaping doth prison altogether. What do ye?


@CTF@

[Era]

Eat the blobfish meat.

[c_t_f]

Eat the blobfish meat.

Ye cell-mate warns ye for thou be-eth mentally twisted for eating doth blobfish guard meat.

Ye do so anyway, and doth cell-mate's head explodes-eth.

What do ye?


@CTF@

[Era]

Walk out of the prison.

[c_t_f]

Walk out of the prison.

Nay, for doth new age retro hippie attacked. EarthBound refrence


@CTF@

[Era]

Call upon the power of the Blood Gods and rise to 20 feet tall.