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    Line up boys... She's got some catching up to do.

    Story is here.



    Maria Caterina Reitano, 99, a virgin and looking for love

    HOLLYWOOD may have made a movie about a 40-year-old virgin, but one Sydney resident beats his title by nearly six decades.

    Despite several marriage proposals throughout her lifetime Maria Caterina Reitano - who turns 100 in January - is extremely proud of the fact she has never made love to a man.

    Known to all as Aunty Cathy, Ms Reitano lives at Lady of Grace nursing home in Dural.

    "When I was younger I thought I may have been missing out but then a few men came along when I was older and I said no," she said.

    "If I wanted to get married I would have in the flower of my youth."

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    Maybe she can be BFFs with the 105-year-old virgin (who said sex was too much of a hassle).
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    Oh my goshness.
    This made me laugh, alot.
    xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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    Okay, um, wtf is wrong with these chicks? Who would be PROUD of the fact that they're a virgin in their adulthood? It's one thing to be a virgin and be fine with it, but PROUD? GET OVER YOURSELF! Self-righteous virgins who think their virginity is soooo precious they can brag about it... makes me wanna find them and steal it. Uh, but I wouldn't do it for that woman.

    Sex, a hassle. Pfft. Sounds like she underwent female circumcision. Someone's parts aren't working, obviously. It's like, "Meh, I never ate junk food, and that makes me cool." Makes me wanna gag them with a donut.

    If you're 99 and never got laid, YEAH, you're missing out!
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    At this point I am left wondering if it would even be the same once they are that age...

    Another note... Got to love Google's ad system. Not sure if everyone is seeing the same ads that show up for this thread!
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    I'm seeing "Meet Married Women".

    I have no respect for cheating spouses. NONE.
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    It's one thing to be a virgin when you're a kid and another to be a virgin when you're like...100. D:

    I would hate that like so much.
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    Good for her. We should respect others decisions.

    Personally, I don't think I could do that. But if all the men she ever met were high on hormones and were never laid, and just saw women as a source for sex, then. I can totally understand. A lot of men are like that.

    It's like watching the female chickens dash whenever the see the rooster coming towards then with his wing down (for those that don't know, that means the rooster wants sex).

    A fair few aussie men (and men from other countries) think that they can just go up to a woman, buy her a drink and then expect sex later on . It's just sad.

    Women aren't meat.

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    (these are words from a guy)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zoe View Post

    If you're 99 and never got laid, YEAH, you're missing out!
    Meh... maybe she knew a lot of girlfriends who told her they'd kissed a lot of frogs and STILL didn't find their prince charming....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zoe View Post
    I'm seeing "Meet Married Women".

    I have no respect for cheating spouses. NONE.

    I'm getting laptop ads "The new INSPIRONtm 15 only now for $599!"

    That's sexy. DUDE IT'S A DELL! GIGGIDY GIGGIDY!!! ;D

    Anyway the topic itself I'm neutral on. Cute article and her call to make that choice but yeah it's something I don't think I could give up either >_>;; (even though I've went without it for almost 4 years now Yay for being single, NAWT)
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    On another note; Who WOULD want to screw that hag?

    Teehee
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    I'm all for respecting choices and all, but the article says she's "extremely proud of the fact that she's never made love to a man". That's misplaced pride right there. Be proud when you ACCOMPLISH something, not because you never got any.
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    Awh! let's be nice people... I'm sure she is a nice old lady.

    Besides... I'd rather hear from the guys who could have *ahem* "tapped that pan" (as Sweet Kandi would say)... That's where the most interesting story lies!
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    I'm not being mean! I'm just saying she needs to come down off her smelly little pedestal!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Admin View Post
    Awh! let's be nice people... I'm sure she is a nice old lady.

    Besides... I'd rather hear from the guys who could have *ahem* "tapped that pan" (as Sweet Kandi would say)... That's where the most interesting story lies!
    XD

    As for her, I think it's kind of cool she was able to stay a virgin for so long. I know the pressure back then wasn't nearly as bad as it is these day. In all honesty, I'd be proud of it too.
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    I'm just wondering how you "not" have sex for so long? Wouldn't you go mad with hormones and sort of lose it? I don't know, maybe it's different for guys.

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