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If you are going to start shit/get pissed, leave this topic now.
I want to see the best MJ jokes, since there will be fighting in One's topic.
3-2-1 KGO
Why did MJ run to Wal-mart?
He heard boys pants were HALF-OFF
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″?
Two 5 year olds.
I would love to add mine, but for fear of being attacked (because we all know that an "If you dont like it, leave" banner isnt going to stop people from bashing lol) by people who think that it is disrespectful, I will not post them.
Why does Michael Jackson not like eating at Taco Bell?
Because he doesn't want to think outside the bun.
Ra,
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
From a mail-order catalogue.
Ra,
Last edited by -Ra-; June 26th, 2009 at 03:15 PM.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them.
Whats the difference between Micheal Jackson and a Plastic Bag?
One is dangerous to children, the other one is just a plastic bag.
NKP
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Little boy blue!
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson!
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Channel?
Disney channel is still touching kids everywhere.
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Don't worry..jacko will be back, plastic can be recycled after all..
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Due to the fact that Michael Jackson is 99% plastic,
he will be melted down into legos so little kids can play with him
for a change.
I just bought a new car stereo... When you shout out "Soul", it plays soul music. When you shout out "Rock", it plays rock music. Some kids ran in front of my car, and I shouted "fucking kids!", and it played Michael Jackson.
If I could hit the LOL button over 9000 times, I would.Originally Posted by meowbark
I got this in a text message today:
When Farrah Fawcett got to heaven, God granted her one wish. She wished for all the children of the world to be safe.
...Then, God killed Micheal Jackson.
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...Well, I thought it was funny
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