Kids that bite

[Zoe]

Okay... this was shown to me by Dalton (MaybeTomorrow) who was shown by Becca (Rebecca), and it's a minute to read, but it's worth it.

Now, I’m sure many of you have encountered little shits in
supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being
rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst
are the biters. Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite
you whenever they feel like it. Okay, here’s the best part. A biter got
me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the fucking skin, too.
This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny
sprinkle of blood on the little shit’s teeth as he was grinning at me
like the little cunt he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started
screaming “SHIT! SHIT!.” Now, my good friend, Tom we’ll call him, was
there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting “FUCK!
MAYBE HE DIDN’T GET IT! FUCK!”. By now, the kid is scared shitless and
starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and
starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid. Here’s the kicker, I
look her straight in the eye and say, “Ma'am, get your son tested as
soon as possible, he just bit me and I’m… I’m FUCKING HIV POSITIVE.”
And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat
knows he just fucked up big time because his mom isn’t defending his
ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my
shit from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from
my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just as we
leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the cunt she
is. I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard
that sob. I'm not really HIV Positive, but that little shit must've
gotten in a fuckheap of trouble.

Source unknown... I'll ask Becca when she gets online.

[Admin]

Classic! I actually a little anxious for the next time I come across the next little spoiled crotchfruits.

[-Ra-]

Who ever wrote this, I want to kiss them right on the mouth! Fucking brilliant! I LOATHE children, and this just made my day! ^_^ Awesome!! Stuff like this happens to me all the time, and I have to just put up with those spoiled little cock mongers! How I would like to rip off their limbs and watch those grins fade fast from their faces, only to be replaced by pure terror and agony. Oooh! ..

Here's one particular story. Last Christmas, I got called to work 2 hours early, b/c we had to decorate the restaurant before opening at 10AM. I toiled and broke a sweat and finally put together the 8 foot artificial Christmas tree, and spent another hour decorating it. After everything was done, and we opened, this woman walks in as our first customer with two little demons in her hands. While I'm grabbing menus to seat these infernal furies, the two little shits just RAN to the tree I had spent 2 hours on, and began pulling down ornaments and crashing them to the floor!! O: I was fucking furious, I turned to the mother with loathing and hatred dripping from my pores, and asked her in the "kindest" voice I could manage w/o sounding too much like I would like to give her a finger necklace, to control her children.

All this woman did was turn to her children and say, "Sweet heart, don't do that." THAT WAS IT! Of course, these little demons didn't give a rat's ass about her, and kept on pulling down ornaments. It was around this time I lost my temper, dropped the menus, walked over to the tree, grabbed the little shits by their arms, pushed them aside, and bellowed "Do NOT touch this tree again! Who do you think has to clean this? HUH?" of course they started crying and ran to their mother, and she looked at me like I was the spawn of Satan. Thank god my manager was on MY side in this instance, or I would have lost my job. But please remember to beat your kids as often as possible. Otherwise, you end up with little turds like this.

Ra,

[Zoe]

I'm submitting "crotchfruit" to Webster's for consideration!

@Ra: That's what society expects. We're supposed to put up with everyone else's stupid little imps, and unless we have stupid little imps of our own, we are not allowed to criticize how others raise (neglect) their own.

[Sweet Kandi]

That's awesome XD I'm sending that to my mom!

[Charleene]

I keep Joey in line when we are out and about for the most part, there are times when I look away for a second and he will grab something off the shelf at the store and toss it, but I know my son is in the wrong and he gets in trouble and I am very apologetic. Now, when I run into kids at the store that are complete shits and the parents arent doing their job, I speak, very loudly mind you, up and say something to the kids themselves. I dont care what kind of dirty looks I get. My kid is in the cart behaving while theirs is tormenting everyone and everything within a 6 isle radius. I have never encountered a biter though, hitters and kickers yes, but never a biter yet. A month or two ago there was a kid who was climbing INTO the freezer section of ice cream at albertsons and I told him that he needed to get out (no parents around obviously) or he could get hurt or catch a cold. He ignored me, so I opened the door, told him again to get out, by this time his mom had heard me and was coming down the isle rather quickly, and he still ignored me so I turned around and hollered "WHOS KID IS IN THE FREEZER IN THE ICE CREAM SECTION?" and she started running and yanked him out with dirty looks and stormed off telling her son it was ok and that I was just in a bad mood XDDDD

So help me, if Joey ever pulls shit like that he wont be going to the store with me again until hell freezes over. He knows better, and so should these little shits who do this crap.

[Temple]

But please remember to beat your kids as often as possible. Otherwise, you end up with little turds like this.

Ra,

WTF.... /

I must say... that was very.. interesting..

~Temple

[Rebecca]

I found this on,
DRUM-ROLL PLEASEEEE. . . .


Encyclopedia Dramatica.

This is me, where else?

But I absolutely loved that, and the next time I go to the store and some little shit bites me, I know exactly what I'll do.


There's several archives on ED of "Copypasta" that have things just as hilarious as this. I love ED.

[x.Rachel]

That was epic.
My class had to run stations for 'Play Day' for Kindergarten - Grade 5
I never knew 7 year olds had such colourful vocabulary.
They raided my tote bag.
They told me to 'Screw myself' numerous times.
Afterwards, I made a promise to myself.
Never go near a kid again, unless I am armed with a cattle prod.

[nickigi]

Dude, my parents slapped me hard and good when I was acting like a little monster when I was younger. Of course not on the face would they spank me, but on my leg or butt. Lol. Man it hurt but I learned never to act like a dipshit again or sass them ever again.

[TamaMum]

I can honestly say I've never, ever been bitten by a little kid - or felt like I was in danger of being bitten, and God only knows how many times I've visited the local supermarket to do my weekly family grocery shopping....

I wonder what that guy does to get bitten so often by little kids that he comes up with that solution...?

[Naughty KP]

Oh my god. The thing is, it's not us! Our parents raised us right, it's these new parents, who plonk them in front of the TV all day long.

I've been bitten on multiple occasions, By my now ex-best friend's sister, the little slut.
All I did was kick her hard in the shins and swear at her until she ran away.

And she never went near me again.

But this is just so epic win. I am so forwarding this to everyone.

Teenagers, I don't mind, Little whingey brats who swear, and shit.

OK - Lets compare 2 groups of 5th Graders, (Seeing as At my school we have year 5's on the same campus.)

OK, so when I was a 5th grader, I wouldn't dare swear, Or say anything sexually innapropriate about anyone else. Retard was about as bad as I got. (Mind you, this was at a different school)

At my school now, the 5th graders are playing beer catcher on their laptops, and whenever girls walk by they yell 'Oooh! Bitches! Slurp up all my cum!' For 5th graders, their vocabulary is disgusting.

(FYI: Seeing as people get year levels so confusing everywhere, these 5th graders over here are about 11-12 year olds.)

Please parents, wash their mouths out with soap! PLEASE AND BEAT THEM! Sometimes physical abuse is just what these kids need.

NKP

[Sweet Kandi]

Oh my god. The thing is, it's not us! Our parents raised us right, it's these new parents, who plonk them in front of the TV all day long.

I've been bitten on multiple occasions, By my now ex-best friend's sister, the little slut.
All I did was kick her hard in the shins and swear at her until she ran away.

And she never went near me again.

But this is just so epic win. I am so forwarding this to everyone.

Teenagers, I don't mind, Little whingey brats who swear, and shit.

OK - Lets compare 2 groups of 5th Graders, (Seeing as At my school we have year 5's on the same campus.)

OK, so when I was a 5th grader, I wouldn't dare swear, Or say anything sexually innapropriate about anyone else. Retard was about as bad as I got. (Mind you, this was at a different school)

At my school now, the 5th graders are playing beer catcher on their laptops, and whenever girls walk by they yell 'Oooh! Bitches! Slurp up all my cum!' For 5th graders, their vocabulary is disgusting.

(FYI: Seeing as people get year levels so confusing everywhere, these 5th graders over here are about 11-12 year olds.)

Please parents, wash their mouths out with soap! PLEASE AND BEAT THEM! Sometimes physical abuse is just what these kids need.

NKP

Even if someone MY age were to say that to me I'd kick the shit out of them, let alone a child.
It almost makes you wonder how their parent's parents were raised. Were they allowed to do this kind of thing? Or did they get their asses kicked?