Ready to teach your kids about child birth?

[Admin]

This is a doll pattern you can make yourself... Or maybe it can be made into a build-it-yourself Jungle Jane doll!



See more pictures here.

[Zoe]

I don't care how "natural" and "beautiful" people think childbirth is, this is a gross, ugly doll!!!

[meowbark]

Wow! That's quite a bush she has there!

[TamaMum]

... well... I do remember feeling a little "crochety" after child birth... but I think that's where the resemblence ends... :p

[Zoe]

... well... I do remember feeling a little "crochety" after child birth... but I think that's where the resemblence ends... :p

*COLA SPIT-TAKE*

[-Ra-]

Okay, there is nothing "beautiful" about birth, all right? Got that? It's absolutely, 100%, purely disgusting, and that's that! First this waterfall of gooey shit literally spurts out for like a whole minute, followed by blood, then the vagina rips apart, and this sticky, gooey, slimy infant "plops" out, and after he's out, they pull out the placenta, which just makes you gag even further. I repeat, birth is a HORRID procedure. Don't listen to the baby-boomers who insist it's all a beautiful process.

Ra,

[Zoe]

Okay, there is nothing "beautiful" about birth, all right? Got that? It's absolutely, 100%, purely disgusting, and that's that! First this waterfall of gooey shit literally spurts out for like a whole minute, followed by blood, then the vagina rips apart, and this sticky, gooey, slimy infant "plops" out, and after he's out, they pull out the placenta, which just makes you gag even further. I repeat, birth is a HORRID procedure. Don't listen to the baby-boomers who insist it's all a beautiful process.

Ra,

I love it when you talk dirty.

*shoves lunch aside*

You A-hole.

[Lodendra]

I don't care how "natural" and "beautiful" people think childbirth is, this is a gross, ugly doll!!!

Agreed. x___x

[Fire.Fly]

That doll is foul.

KILL IT!

[x.RelaxRelapse]

Oh God. xDDD