What To Do If Someone Is Riding Your Ass

[Rebecca]

Yet another convenient solution from our friends at Encyclopedia Dramatica.


I hate it when someone rides my ass while driving, so I have developed the best defense for these fuckers. I have decided to share it with you my /b/rothers.

1. get the following items from your local Wal-mart.

A water baby (in the girls toy aisle where the lolis roam.) It is a regular looking baby doll with a hollow body that is supposed to be filled with warm water to make the doll all soft and jiggly like a real, no-boned baby.

3 jars of strawberry preserves. (It has to be preserves, jams and jellys don't work as well.

2. Fill the water baby with the strawberry preserves until it just about to bust and dress the baby with the clothes that came with it.

3. The next time someone rides your ass, throw the baby out of your window onto their windshield. The will see a jiggly baby go flying toward them and then explode into a pile of bright red and chunky gore.

4. The driver stops and is traumatized for life or gets in a wreck and dies. Either way, that bitch is off your ass.

[April]

[Rebecca]

Thanks :3333

[meowbark]

That's pure win! I'm going to do that when I get a car!

[x.Rachel]

I am going to add that to my bucket list. Along with the biting post.

[Charleene]

Would LOVE to do that to the next asshole that seems to think my bumper and his grill are meant to be together, but unfortunately I am just to chicken to actually do it lol with my luck, at the least, I would get a ticket for littering XD

[Naughty KP]

Awh, epic win. I want to take this one step further. Early morning school traffic...

Get loads of jam filled water babies and make a catapult, then launch them all down onto a busy intersection. Yum yum yum!

NKP

[Naughty KP]

Awh, epic win. I want to take this one step further. Early morning school traffic...

Get loads of jam filled water babies and make a catapult, then launch them all down onto a busy intersection. Yum yum yum!

NKP

[Rebecca]

Thanks XDDD

[Zoe]

I think Ra and I vote to use a real baby.
*shock*gasp*onoyoudidn't!*

[Rebecca]

I think Ra and I vote to use a real baby.
*shock*gasp*onoyoudidn't!*

That'd make for great shock factor.
I'm in.

[Sweet Kandi]

Would LOVE to do that to the next asshole that seems to think my bumper and his grill are meant to be together, but unfortunately I am just to chicken to actually do it lol with my luck, at the least, I would get a ticket for littering XD

Knowing my luck if I tried this I'd get another "light warning" that would make me crap myself
Stupid Everett police.