WTF News: "Oh my god, they've served us s***!" Family served poop ice cream

[Admin]

Good thing winter is arriving for me soon. I think this story just made me lose my appetite for ice cream for months!


Original story here.

Pub accused of serving ice cream contaminated with human excrement
A Sydney pub has been accused of serving ice cream contaminated with human excrement to a family of five.

The Whyte family claim they were served a large bowl of ice cream covering what looked like "compacted chocolate".

They claim that when Jessia Whyte tasted the dessert she immediately became "violently ill".

Mrs Whyte claims to have been emotionally scarred by the episode, and is now anxious about eating out.

"The minute I put the spoon to my lips the stench went through my nostrils. I retched and spat it into the napkin," Mrs Whyte told the Australian Sunday Telegraph.

"My friend thought I was over-reacting, but when she smelt it, she started screaming 'Oh my god, they've served us s***'."

The Coogee Bay Hotel on the city's southern beaches has strongly denied the accusation.

General manager Tony Williams offered the family AUS$5,000 (£2,000) without admitting liability, but the offer was rejected. The family are now said to be suing the pub for AUS$1,000,000 (£400,000).

In a statement he said: "We are aware of the allegation that has been made.

"The couple making the suspicious allegation have made a demand of $1m on the Coogee Bay Hotel which we believe borders on extortion."
The Whytes have denied they are trying to extort the pub.

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[Zoe]

Yes, definitely sabotage. Whether by the Whytes, a disgruntled employee, or a former customer with a grudge... poop doesn't just accidentally find its way into someone's ice cream.

... Now I'm anxious about eating out! Oh boy, won't my man be glad to hear that!

[Admin]

... Now I'm anxious about eating out! Oh boy, won't my man be glad to hear that!

Easy remedy for your man... Make sure you are anxious about eating at home. Thoughts of Ra's pie "spicing" come to mind... No pun intended. heehee

[-Ra-]

Oh boy, won't my man be glad to hear that!

What man? Is there someone else in your life?!?!

Ra,

[Zoe]

That's what I call our pets, or people will think we are weird donkey-lovers. I mean, some secrets are best kept, right???

Besides, you get a harem, so do I! And I was talking about the one that cooks!

[TamaMum]

... I mean, some secrets are best kept, right???

... you mean, your secrets... but not Ra's apparently which are fine to share with the interwebnetsuperhighwaythingy...? :p

Edit: This story reminds me of the Durian fruit ice cream ...
Smells like s***, Tastes like s***, Looks like ice cream :3

[Admin]

... you mean, your secrets... but not Ra's apparently which are fine to share with the interwebnetsuperhighwaythingy...? :p

Edit: This story reminds me of the Durian fruit ice cream ...
Smells like s***, Tastes like s***, Looks like ice cream :3

TamaMum, Shhhh! Everybody loves secrets... They're just starting to get really interesting... Odd as all heck... But interesting!:p

And the Durian fruit... Never heard of it but the following quote makes me think I won't be trying to locate any anytime soon!

Travel and food writer Richard Sterling says:... its odor is best described as pig-shit, turpentine and onions, garnished with a gym sock. It can be smelled from yards away. Despite its great local popularity, the raw fruit is forbidden from some establishments such as hotels, subways and airports, including public transportation in Southeast Asia.

[Naughty KP]

I must start off with a very true quote :

“If Gandhi can drink his own urine, why can't I eat my own poop?!”

Finally! The Poop quizine is spreading!

Introducing some of the most popular dishes...

Square Turd surrounded by a gourmet Poo Mousse.

Taco Bell's "Bean Burrito"
ITS ALL S**T!!! Even the cheese. Except the sauce. The sauce is blood. With the blood comes an extravagant amount of poop that is displaced among the cheesy s**t. This combination creates for one delectable piece of s**t!

Hot 'n Chunky Poo Pudding
Oh no, I ate something like this last night!


Geesh: Quasi-diarrheic/Diarrhea
Quality geesh makes a divine ganache, and goes well with ice cream, cake, tortes, along with a number of other dessert items. It can also be used as a sauce for Hard and hard based meals. Legend has it that geesh posseses powerful aphrodisiac qualities, though the author is unaware of any scientific studies substantiating these claims.

Soft and easy
Of course, this one's the all time favorite, and every chef loves it when he can use it on his special dishes. It's usually used to make the most astounding desserts, like [Moose Mousse, Poopsicles, Crappe Frappe and nutty pop with corn (depends on what you had for dinner). May cause indigestion and bloating.

Hard and nutty
Buy a pig and feed it oats. Spike its food with vodka and in two days you will have the nuttiest poo for miles. Enjoy!

I can't beleive it's not Poo!

The makers of the Hot Pocket have long been a staple of the poop cuisine market.

NKP

[Naughty KP]

Only Visit if you have a really stong stomach. Tee Hee *Vomits*

Is you is or is you ain't...my poopie? - Rate My Poo

NKP

[Dr. Pwner]

Only Visit if you have a really stong stomach. Tee Hee *Vomits*
Is you is or is you ain't...my poopie? - Rate My Poo

You people are sick. I mean that in the best possible way. :p

In the interest of truth, biology, and the empirical way, here's my modest contribution to this...um...discourse:
The Scoop on Poop (accept no imitations).

And here's a little training film, not for nTT members of course, but in case any of you has young offspring or others in your care who have yet to master the niceties of this most fundamental of biological imperatives:
How To Poop - English Subtitles (somehow I'm suspicious of the translations, though).

[Admin]

NKP... You are SOOOO lucky I finished eating my lunch a short while ago...

At least now we have something to associate you with. Me? I get the humping turtles. You? Poop (including the rating of)

[Admin]

btw... This conversation reminded me of a different conversation with some friends over this little tidbit of poop-related information (from Wikipedia)...

The Bristol Stool Scale or Bristol Stool Chart is a medical aid designed to classify the form of human feces into seven categories. It was developed by Heaton and Lewis at the University of Bristol and was first published in the Scandinavian Journal of Gastroenterology in 1997.[1] The form of the stool depends on the time it spends in the colon.[2]

The seven types of stool are:

• Type 1: Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass)
• Type 2: Sausage-shaped, but lumpy
• Type 3: Like a sausage but with cracks on its surface
• Type 4: Like a sausage or snake, smooth and soft
• Type 5: Soft blobs with clear cut edges (passed easily)
• Type 6: Fluffy pieces with ragged edges, a mushy stool
• Type 7: Entirely liquid

Or you can just look at the image.

Want more information? Here.

[Zoe]

... you mean, your secrets... but not Ra's apparently which are fine to share with the interwebnetsuperhighwaythingy...? :p

Well, yes! His secrets are amusing! It's not a double standard, its entertainment value.

[Zoe]

NKP... You are SOOOO lucky I finished eating my lunch a short while ago...

At least now we have something to associate you with. Me? I get the humping turtles. You? Poop (including the rating of)

Um... so what do you associate with me?

[-Ra-]

I've said this time and time again, the Japanese are a poop-obsessed nation.

Here's a very famous ice cream joint they've got over at Japan, where the cups are shaped like toilets and the chocolate ice cream's swirled around to make it look like a steaming pile of excrement.



No wonder they call them Ja-poo-nese.

Ra,